Welcome!
You’ve unwittingly stumbled upon the website of Nathaniel Payne, and for that, I apologize.
Who is Nathaniel Payne? I’m glad you asked. I am a father of three awesome kids, husband to one amazing woman, PMP-certified IT projects geek, scifi enthusiast, proud Iowan, Nintendo gamer, future author, word nerd, programmer, cartoonist, musician, Minecraft addict, and biological catastrophe.
In short: I am a nerd.
(But not the socially inept kind. I actually like being around people and am strangely comfortable speaking in front of large audiences, not that you necessarily need to know something like that.)
I have a constant desire to be creative, coupled with an incredibly short attention span, so I like to work on lots of different projects all at once. I’m currently obsessed with completing a creative project every week of 2011. You can check out what I’ve created on my projects page.
If you’re nice, maybe someday I’ll let you see my extensive Slinky collection.











